Anya D. Cat

PURRFESSIONAL CREDENTIALS

2011 - Present
2009 - 2011
2007 - 2009
2005 - 2007
2004 - 2005
Pre 2004

Escape Artist (Brampton, Ontario)
Fake Plant Eater (Brampton, Ontario)
Door Greeter (Dundas, Ontario)
Toy Fetcher (Dundas, Ontario)
Leg Warmer (Hamilton, Ontario)
Littlest Hobo Kitty Edition 

SKILLS

• Built in early morning alarm system
• Can spot green things from 2.234 kilometres
• Remarkably skilled at scratching with back paws
• Black belt in angry kitty school of kung fu
• Stealthily sneak up under peoples feet when they are walking
• KILL ALL NON-NUCLEAR DECAIRE'S
• Cute